The Taco Dog with a Blog

Jul 25

lychgate:

harrypotterfreak333:

When you hear your parents talking about you with other people in a different room…

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AND THEN THEY START LAUGHING

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Jul 25
  • baby: i- i-i-i- i-
  • mother: i love you?? are you saying i love you???tony come quick get the camera
  • baby: i-i- i dont understand why the new up-and-coming meme is a baby saying its first words, because its not really funny per say and it defies the very structure and iota of what a tumblr meme is; a short, chuckleworthy sentence such as ''..................slime man'', ''free him'' or ''i came out tonight to have a good time and i am honestly feeling so attacked right now'' that can be put after an image post or text post alike. i am wholeheartedly baffled by this whole new meme era and i hope soon that we return to the conventional tumblr meme styles.
Jul 25

wearingly:

I find it crazy how any of us can die at any moment yet we live our lives always planning for the future

Jul 25
letsgoyoutubing:

tomslegsarekillingmeslowly:

nerdgirlsneedcocktoo:

42%?!?!?? That’s insane.

This is fucking sad.

THIS MAKES ME SO MAD OH MY GOD

letsgoyoutubing:

tomslegsarekillingmeslowly:

nerdgirlsneedcocktoo:

42%?!?!?? That’s insane.

This is fucking sad.

THIS MAKES ME SO MAD OH MY GOD

Jul 25

bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

Jul 25

inories:

going to mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug

Jul 25

communistbakery:

and we can’t stop…. no seriously like we can’t stop. There is a bomb on this bus and if we slow down below 65 mph it will go off please help

Jul 25

pinkisthenewscarlet:

i-spooky-like-fedex:

skellagirl:

parallelsea:

October

OCTOber

it’s the 8th month

I cracked the code

October is the 10th month though

It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus

we should totally just stab caesar

Jul 24
Jul 24
schoolfact:

this blog will make you laugh your ass off!